silly sayings

*"can you babysit the baby while i go to halloween?"
*natalie was playing dress up out of my closet and i asked her to put my shoes back neatly. she said, "neatly? not perfectly?"
*"my pee is black! just kidding!"
*while i was cutting her nails, "after you finish, i'm going to scratch you."
*"thumbs are so you can do a lot of nail polish."
*"i'm being still. i'm just blinking my eyes."
*"i'm spreading my piggies (toes) just in case you want to paint them."
*"socks are better than tennis shoes because tennis shoes are tricky."
*i had an appointment and i told natalie she could bring some quiet toys. she grabbed her microphone and baseball bat.
*"i don't like almonds but i'll like them when i grow up." (and she says AL-munds not ALL-munds.)
*"i'm going to be four years old on my next birthday! how did that happen?" seriously!! how did it?!
*"mommy, do you feel well?"
   "yes."
   "you do? you do? you do? you do? your face looks like a strawberry."
*"i want to give daddy a hug and a kiss before he goes to work!" she runs to him and does and then runs back to me and says, "that was a good one!"
*natalie: "me, you and tinsley are the best. but daddy's not."
  me: "yes, he is natalie."
  natalie: "NO, he's the precious!"
*"don't help me. see, i'm a big girl. i can do lots of things ALLLL BYYYY MYYYYSELF!"
*me: are you excited to go to your class today?
nat: yeah.
me: i think you're really going to like it.
nat: i hope so.